Designer p0rn appeals to men’s feral instincts!
Theme: Identity, Image, and Impressions
Length: 650 words
Reading Time: 2 minutes
The New P0rn Designed to Entice and Entrance Ultra Conservatives
I want to bring readers’ attention to a new type of porn that is quickly spreading across the West. It is poised to throw western sensibilities about fashion and attractiveness back to the 1890s! It also has the potential to undermine MGTOW and transform the Red Pill into a dated Xer mentality!
It is obviously a new type of P0rn because it is fundamentally different from the p0rn of the past, which emphasized…
- Lustful gazes
- Full frontal nudity
- Sexual intercourse
- Odd social interactions
- Macros of genital areas
- Awkward, contorted poses
- Dissipated and jaded models
- Heavy cosmetics, especially mascara
- Heavily airbrushed and photo shopped images
- Virtual nudity (e.g. bikinis, skinsuits, thongs, yoga pants, etc.)
In contrast, the hallmarks of the new Ultra Conservative P0rn include…
- Sun hats
- Bright eyes
- Modest poses
- Straw baskets
- Head coverings
- Wedding bands
- Gingham dresses
- Child bearing hips
- Slender waistlines
- Kind, gentle smiles
- Minimal cosmetics
- Demure expressions
- Pregnant plumpness
- Dimorphous femininity
- Bountiful mammary glands
- A glowing healthy complexion
- No piercings or tattoos!!! WTF?
- Long thick hair with natural color!
- Nubile models, many under the age of 27!
- An acute absence of jadedness, indicating virginity! D’oh!
- Background settings utilizing natural sunlight in natural environments or well-manicured UMC homes!
It’s absolutely shocking!
Fuddy Feminists and contentious Karens across the nation are clutching their cats as conservative men everywhere are losing their minds over the new P0rn!
Many men have fallen into a state of psychosis as their minds are running away into fantasy. The most common delusions include…
- Desiring marriage
- Wanting a nuclear family
- Being inspired to work harder
- Getting notions of buying a home
- Having a healthy respect for women
- Imagining the pitter patter of little feet
- Wanting to protect and nurture women
It’s completely scandalous!
Popular Ultra Conservative P0rn Stars
Some of the most popular Ultra Conservative P0rn stars trending now include…
Kelly Brooke (AKA Kelly Ann Parsons; English model, actress, and media personality)
- Cambridge News: Tesco dress: Shoppers calling Kelly Brook F&F sundress with off-the-shoulder sleeves ‘stunning’ (2021-6-18)
- Cambridge News: Tesco dress: Shoppers ‘frustrated’ by ‘gorgeous’ summer dress seen on Kelly Brook (2021-7-23)
- Liverpool Echo: Tesco shoppers love ‘gorgeous’ £22 F&F Clothing check midi dress worn by Kelly Brook on Instagram (2022-5-2)
Abigail Shapiro (Ben Shapiro’s sister)
Abby is setting the proper example of being a happy homemaker.
Followed by the natural reward of being a diligent and thankful wife…
Marina Yakimova (The Mother of Russia)
Marina Yakimova (Марина Якимова), from the village Akhmerovo, Bashkiria (Ахмерово, Башкирия), became the mother of 10 children at the age of 33.
The Petersons (Country/Bluegrass music stars)
Beloe Zlato (Russian: Белое Злато; Translation: White Gold)
The Beloe Zlato quartette sing a traditional Russian song, Thoughts (Russian: Думы; 2021-10-4)
- Buzzativ: Beloe Zlato: The Angelic Ensemble That Is Keeping Traditional Russian Folk Songs Alive (2022-1-2)
IcemanKimiRai notes that Conservative P0rn has even affected Pansexuals!
Men, watch yourselves closely, or else you might stumble across this type of p0rn on the internet and inadvertently find yourselves addicted to hopeful ideals and ultra-conservative traditionalism! The implications could be mind-numbingly joyful!
Conservative P0rn Fakes / Wannabes / Runner Ups / Close but no Bnonna
Ultra conservative p0rn is so popular right now, that there is a wave of fake wannabes to watch out for. Here are a couple that are close to call. To the uninitiated, you can tell the difference from the deadpan look in their eyes — a sure indicator that it’s a staged act.
Milana “Lily” Vayntrub (AT&T spokesperson)
Adept (Old School p0rn model)
- Σ Frame: Revealing Her Unencumbered Beauty (2018-6-26)
- Σ Frame: Revisiting the Beauty of Purity (2021-4-9)
- Σ Frame: Descriptors of Beauty and Attractiveness (2021-4-23)
- Σ Frame: Sex Appeal is not strongly correlated with Beauty (2021-4-30)
- Σ Frame: On the Discernment of Desire (2021-9-24)
- Adam Piggott: A Guide for Traditional Men in Difficult Times (2022-5-6)
- Adam Piggott: The Traditional Man is Christian (2022-5-7)