Designer p0rn appeals to men’s feral instincts!
Readership: All
Theme: Identity, Image, and Impressions
Length: 650 words
Reading Time: 2 minutes
The New P0rn Designed to Entice and Entrance Ultra Conservatives
I want to bring readers’ attention to a new type of porn that is quickly spreading across the West. It is poised to throw western sensibilities about fashion and attractiveness back to the 1890s! It also has the potential to undermine MGTOW and transform the Red Pill into a dated Xer mentality!
It is obviously a new type of P0rn because it is fundamentally different from the p0rn of the past, which emphasized…
- Lustful gazes
- Full frontal nudity
- Sexual intercourse
- Odd social interactions
- Macros of genital areas
- Awkward, contorted poses
- Dissipated and jaded models
- Heavy cosmetics, especially mascara
- Heavily airbrushed and photo shopped images
- Virtual nudity (e.g. bikinis, skinsuits, thongs, yoga pants, etc.)
In contrast, the hallmarks of the new Ultra Conservative P0rn include…
- Flowers
- Sun hats
- Bright eyes
- Modest poses
- Straw baskets
- Head coverings
- Wedding bands
- Gingham dresses
- Child bearing hips
- Slender waistlines
- Kind, gentle smiles
- Minimal cosmetics
- Demure expressions
- Pregnant plumpness
- Dimorphous femininity
- Bountiful mammary glands
- A glowing healthy complexion
- No piercings or tattoos!!! WTF?
- Long thick hair with natural color!
- Nubile models, many under the age of 27!
- An acute absence of jadedness, indicating virginity! D’oh!
- Background settings utilizing natural sunlight in natural environments or well-manicured UMC homes!
It’s absolutely shocking!

Fuddy Feminists and contentious Karens across the nation are clutching their cats as conservative men everywhere are losing their minds over the new P0rn!
Many men have fallen into a state of psychosis as their minds are running away into fantasy. The most common delusions include…
- Desiring marriage
- Wanting a nuclear family
- Being inspired to work harder
- Getting notions of buying a home
- Having a healthy respect for women
- Imagining the pitter patter of little feet
- Wanting to protect and nurture women
It’s completely scandalous!
Popular Ultra Conservative P0rn Stars
Some of the most popular Ultra Conservative P0rn stars trending now include…
Kelly Brooke (AKA Kelly Ann Parsons; English model, actress, and media personality)

- Cambridge News: Tesco dress: Shoppers calling Kelly Brook F&F sundress with off-the-shoulder sleeves ‘stunning’ (2021-6-18)
- Cambridge News: Tesco dress: Shoppers ‘frustrated’ by ‘gorgeous’ summer dress seen on Kelly Brook (2021-7-23)
- Liverpool Echo: Tesco shoppers love ‘gorgeous’ £22 F&F Clothing check midi dress worn by Kelly Brook on Instagram (2022-5-2)
Abigail Shapiro (Ben Shapiro’s sister)
Abby is setting the proper example of being a happy homemaker.

Followed by the natural reward of being a diligent and thankful wife…

Marina Yakimova (The Mother of Russia)
Marina Yakimova (Марина Якимова), from the village Akhmerovo, Bashkiria (Ахмерово, Башкирия), became the mother of 10 children at the age of 33.
The Petersons (Country/Bluegrass music stars)
Beloe Zlato (Russian: Белое Злато; Translation: White Gold)
The Beloe Zlato quartette sing a traditional Russian song, Thoughts (Russian: Думы; 2021-10-4)
- Buzzativ: Beloe Zlato: The Angelic Ensemble That Is Keeping Traditional Russian Folk Songs Alive (2022-1-2)
IcemanKimiRai notes that Conservative P0rn has even affected Pansexuals!

Men, watch yourselves closely, or else you might stumble across this type of p0rn on the internet and inadvertently find yourselves addicted to hopeful ideals and ultra-conservative traditionalism! The implications could be mind-numbingly joyful!
Conservative P0rn Fakes / Wannabes / Runner Ups / Close but no Bnonna
Ultra conservative p0rn is so popular right now, that there is a wave of fake wannabes to watch out for. Here are a couple that are close to call. To the uninitiated, you can tell the difference from the deadpan look in their eyes — a sure indicator that it’s a staged act.
Milana “Lily” Vayntrub (AT&T spokesperson)

Adept (Old School p0rn model)

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That pic of Beloe Zlato has got me. Must resist desire to marry her.
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I have them on my Spotify history. I really like the orchestral acapella, but they also do this Russian hillbilly stuff with these shrill whoops that’s akin to Tejano music, and I’m not a big fan.
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Some other fun Russian music, well fun to me.
Wellerman
Sailors, old chaps!
And, metal in public!
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I wouldn’t mind sizzling my tube steak in that PANsexual above…
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I can think of two reasons why Abigail Shapiro might be popular….
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I have no idea what you’re talking about….
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They’re bigger than little Ben, the convenient pocket sized conservative.
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I can’t listen to little Ben. He sounds like a coked-up chipmunk. I can feel my blood pressure rise every time I hear him.
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His gig is, “I talk really fast so I’m smart.”
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Hmm, let me think. Would those two reasons by chance be the same two reasons why Ieva Kubiliute might be popular?
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One can already hear the scalded shrieking and howling of the feminists.
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It’s like showing a cross to a vampire. An old-school vampire, not a sparkly, emo vampire.
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What do you mean? Lily from AT&T is a good girl. I can tell by her friendly girl next door demeanor in those commercials.
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Cameron,
That was my initial impression of Lily too, but after doing a search on her, I got some bad vibes. She has a strong appeal to men, but she wears a wrong attitude about it. She’s not fully on board with the beauty and value of her femininity.
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Oh yeah – I saw clickbait stuff about what Lily is really like so I’ve known the image of her is constructed.
They really know how to push men’s buttons. She’s hot but she’s so sweet and chaste too.
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She’s had an abortion, and is proud of it.
Life News: “This Is Us” Actress Milana Vayntrub Calls Killing Her Baby in an Abortion a “Beautiful” Experience (2022-2-7)
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One slipped through her alphabucks filter. Kill it!!!
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Where did you get this from?
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J. Geils Band. “Centerfold”.
Google it. It was a popular song in the early 1980s.
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on it.
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My family and I saw the Petersons at Silver Dollar City in Branson, MO. Talk about talent!
Here’s another lady I’ve seen the “Christian” feminists at Patheos shrieking about.
According to them, modesty is a “fetish”, you see.
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As always, Isaiah 5:20.
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Falling under the category of calling “Good” as Evil.
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Hey Cameron,
JDFF FTW?
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I love the smell of sarcasm in the evening.
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Off topic:
The Babylon Bee: ‘Don’t Do It! They WILL Come For Your Children!’ Screams Time Traveler Appearing During Obergefell Hearing In 2015 (2022-6-4)
As usual, the Babylon Bee’s satire is more true than the “news”. And I still don’t want to hear another damn word about slippery slope “fallacies”.
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Off topic:
New York Post: Where are the men of courage? They’re gone thanks to ‘toxic masculinity’ (2022-6-1)
She ends the article by wisely quoting C.S. Lewis’ The Abolition of Man.
When faced with a game you can’t win, the most logical course of action is to refuse to play. Men get demonized for being stoic, competitive, aggressive, adventurous, risk-taking, and violent, but when an evil man shows up armed, we get demonized for not being stoic, competitive, aggressive, adventurous, risk-taking, and violent. We’re damned if we do, and damned if we don’t. Naturally, a whole lot of men have decided to not play.
Ladies, you’re reaping what you sowed. In many cases, you’re reaping what your mothers and grandmothers sowed.
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It’s like the internet: it will always be there and is just supposed to work. They have no idea how, it just does. Wait, does the toilet still flush if the power goes out? Doesn’t matter, someone else will fix that. Have selfies to post on IG anyway.
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How did a photo with a MASK slip in here?
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Just checking. I can post at Ame’s but not at Spawny’s. Curiouser and curiouser… ;-D
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Lets just say that there’s two very big reasons why Abigail Shapiro has a following on sites like 4chan…
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Haha somebody beat me to the punch of saying that. Places like 4chan’s /pol board are, of course, not known for their high opinion toward Jew!sh people. But posts about Abigail Shapiro are not an uncommon occurrence there. It’s amazing what a pair of breasts can do to change a man’s opinion!
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