I overheard an argument about which type of pet is ‘cleaner’ – dogs or cats. The dog proponent ended the discussion with the following statement.
“Cats clean themselves with their tongue, and then vomit out the hair! Dogs rely on their owners to give them a proper bath. But you wouldn’t do that, because you’re too lazy!”
Personally, I prefer dogs because they are passionate, loyal, and teachable.
Once I had a dog that was so smart, he could answer questions!
I asked him, “What’s on top of the house?” He replied, “Woof!”
I asked him, “What’s on trees?” He replied, “Bark!”
Then I asked him, “How does it feel?” He replied, “Ruff!”
He could even tell you his name! “Ralph!”