Tongue slathering and extremely suggestive lewdness attracts clicks, views, and $$$ just as well as actual sex.
Warning: This post contains images which may be considered graphic or obscene.
This year, we’ve seen several expressions of internet wh0ring, including the marketing of virgin brides and virgin prostitution and the InstaWhore phenomenon. For those who may have missed it, InstaWh0res are women who use Instagram and other social media forums to attract well-heeled, overseas “customers” for vacation wh0ring abroad, something like the female version of sex tourism, except that it pays $$$.
And here’s yet another variety of Internet Wh0ring!
- LAD Bible (feat. Dominic Smithers): Woman Makes £80,000 A Year From Posting Pictures Of Her Long Tongue (16 September 2019)
- Complex (feat. Gavin Evans): Influencer With Super Long Tongue Says She’s Made About $100,000 This Year (17 September 2019)
Although her tongue has become her claim to fame, Mikayla Saravia, who also goes by the enigmatic string, “KKVSH”, actually looks more attractive with her mouth closed.
Older photos prove that her youthful innocence is (or was) her best feature, but because of fame, I’m sure she’s lost that by now. In some younger photos, her face wasn’t too bad. But in many photos, the overuse of makeup has given her a fake appearance. She actually looks better with less makeup.
Many media outlets describe her body as “busty”, “sexy”, and “amazing”, but her body isn’t all that great. (The first photo of her above is airbrushed.) She has a decent HWR, but only because her butt and thighs are supersized from too many squats/deadlifts. I’d put her at a 6.5 in her better (older) photos. The heavy mascara and the grotesqueness of the tongue really put me off. It’s just not feminine at all.
More recent photos show that she’s degenerating into a ghettoffal shrew with a resting biatch face. Lately, she’s gone for oversized, full-color tattoos of geisha girls extending around her blimped thighs and buttocks. (Someone should report her to the SJW administration for cultural appropriation offenses!) Can you imagine what her bum will look like in 20 years?
The one thing that she still has going for her is that she presents herself to be a fun person to hang out with, which draws in the bored wannabes who spend all their time on the internet. Ultimately, the implied, but false promise of “having fun” is the fundamental claim to fame for these internet and media personalities.
There are many photos of her licking popsicles, bananas, eggplants, and other objects with a high aspect ratio – including her taking up the Cucumber Challenge wearing hoop earrings as big as barrel bands. (Warning: the link to the YouTube video is somewhat graphic.) BTW, hoop earrings are a s1ut tell.
There are even some photos of her comparing her tongue with that of a horse, which is suggestive of bestiality. Now we’re getting close to real depravity.
Why not pose with a sun bear?
Since we’re on the subject, I’ve seen some truly freaky, alien-like tongues in Asia.
Among white chix, I’d say this lady wins first prize for the best tongue. Is that even real?
Saravia’s tongue can’t compare to these. So what is actually behind the tongue fascination and click frenzy? I mean, why aren’t these people becoming just as rich and famous?
Saravia’s licker isn’t freakishly long, but she knows how to use it in a suggestive manner. This is the true reason why she’s is popular — because of her sensual seductiveness. It’s visible in her dark eyes, but the tongue gimmicks and sultry poses contribute to this effect to make it all too obvious.
This raw seductiveness is something the common Joe hardly ever sees from a woman anymore. Obviously, she’s making her money off of thirsty male lust and sensationalistic female-friendly envy.
One could dismiss her antics as merely entertainment, but if she were to remove the tongue slathering, remove the twerking vids, remove the wildly seductive s1ut eye expression, replace the skin-tight boy shorts with anything less form-fitting, or add 10 years or 10 kg. to her form, then her internet profile would quickly blend into the masses with no particular genuine appeal. So her tongue tricks should not be mistaken for authentic entertainment. OTOH, if Gene Simmons never stuck out his tongue, he would still be a stellar entertainer.
If any guy thinks Saravia is “better” than Simmons, then he’s not looking for entertainment, he’s looking to get turned on and F*cked. Let’s be honest about it.
Lollygagging tongues, lewd poses, twerking bubble butts, cucumber fellatio… All that which feeds the lust of the flesh, but which can never satisfy. This is the stuff that gets money-generating clicks these days.
This form of internet whoring is different, however, in that they are not actually putting their bodies down for carnal sale. Or maybe they are. Who’re knows?