The 10 Commandments of Feminism

Whether you are willing to admit it or not, the truth is that women are superior creatures to men, in mind, body and soul. Here are the 10 Commandments of Feminism that men should memorize and obey!

Yvonne DeCarlo 1947

Yvonne DeCarlo (1947), AKA Lily Munster, and Zipporah, the wife of Moses in the 1956 classic film, The Ten Commandments.

The 10 Commandments of Feminism

  1. Men and women are EQUAL, but men are NOT. Men are either worshipful Alpha idols, or disposable Beta resource suppliers. We do not recognize any other supposed ‘male’ who is not one of these two.
  2. In order for a woman to achieve self-actualization, a woman’s egotistical self-esteem needs constant stroking in order for it to grow. Women need to have the liberty to ‘find themselves’, by doing whatever they deem necessary.
  3. All women are entitled to ‘respect’, which means that their egos shall never be deflated by any means, such as logical reasoning or mansplaining, and the fantasies defined by their solipsism shall not be challenged or ridiculed.
  4. Sexual lifestyle and reproduction is uniquely within the domain of women’s power. The choice to reproduce is dependent upon the particular preferences of each individual woman, and a woman’s reproductive (or abortive) choices shall not be subject to a man’s opinion or criticism.
  5. Alpha males are merely sperm bank studs which rightfully serve our hypergamy, and make the dissipation of our self-actualization, and (later after we hit the wall) reproduction, an enjoyable process. Other non-Alpha males who seek reproduction only threaten to degrade the species.
  6. Alpha men capable of generating Tingles are rare and hard to come by. Therefore, women retain the right to form collective unions (viz. ‘soft harems’) in order to monopolize Alpha worship services.
  7. In the absence of Alpha services, in the event of a middle-age strike for example, women retain the right to settle for a small Beta orbiter workforce, or a very obedient Beta husband, for the purpose of extracting comfort, security and resources.
  8. A ‘good man’ is one who works to earn money, offers credit card services without vetting, covers all the woman’s expenditures, supports a woman’s career ambitions without question, and (most importantly) who can create the soul renewing Tingles on demand. By this definition, there are no good men.
  9. Any man who insists on his own reproductive agency is a selfish, rebellious, ham-fisted, usurper of power and should be castrated castigated immediately.
  10. Women retain the right to define courtship, marriage, and even rape, in any way that suits their individual imperatives. Government social systems, the court system, and society at large shall support the superiority of women and their particular feminine imperatives.

Anyone who doesn’t wholeheartedly agree with all ten of these holy commandments shall be labeled as ‘sexist’, ‘chauvinistic’, and ‘misogynistic’, and will be subjected to public shame and ridicule, face the loss of employment opportunities, and be ostracized by all of Leftist society. So read it well!

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About Wayne

Wayne is an ordained minister of Love who studies the psychology of the Feminine Mystique during the day, and holds an undercover missionary position at night. He earned his Ph.D. in Transcendental Love Mechanics during a 12-year, self-imposed asylum in an east-Asian paradise. You can visit his solid blog for more liquid insights: Sigma Frame Where Frame is the Name of the Game!
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8 Responses to The 10 Commandments of Feminism

  1. earl says:

    ‘Whether you are willing to admit it or not, the truth is that women are superior creatures to men, in mind, body and soul.’

    But just remember…men and women are equal. Feminism is by no means female supremacy…if they act like they are supreme and demand men think & act that they are inferior but say both are equal then that makes us equal.

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    • Boxer says:

      Women actually are superior to men at many things. Communication, for example. Ever watch a woman lie to a man? Ever watch them manipulate him? They tend to blow us away at getting what they want through deception.

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      • earl says:

        It is quite amazing how our BS meter is much more in tune with a man speaks than when a woman does. When the reality is it should be the other way around.

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      • earl says:

        And I’ll give them the fact they are superior in knowledge on how to go through pregnancy and breastfeed infants.

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      • Wayne says:

        I have noticed many women have a very sharp sixth sense when it comes to being a mother. Mothers have a sixth sense that tells them what their children want and when it’s time to eat. They hear strange cries and noises, and they intuitively know whether their child is in danger or else playing safely. It’s quite amazing, and yet, I hear so many younger women say they don’t want to have children. They don’t seem to realize that their whole body chemistry and mental constitution changes at the moment of birth.

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      • earl says:

        A lot of younger women are idiots. Probably doesn’t help they are on the pill and thinking a career is their purpose in life.

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  2. copperfox3c says:

    Equality, as a I like to say, is always balanced on a knife’s edge. It doesn’t last without tremendous personal and social will. The notion of “equality” under Feminism’s banner is no different.

    In many ways I think it is better to think of Feminism like a negotiation, or collective bargaining perhaps. The problem is that men for the last fifty years are not driving a hard enough bargain, we’re just giving shit away for free essentially. Not exactly following the “Art of the Deal”, are we.

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  3. BRAVO. My hat is off to you sir.

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